About the Review Jerk

Hello. I’m the Review Jerk. Why am I so jaded?  Let me fill you in.

I used to be a real nice guy, until I WAS RIPPED OFF ON THE INTERNET SO MANY TIMES it’s not funny.

Listen. Once upon a time, I was a clone. I thought I could trust people on the internet. I had hope that the answers to my problems would be on this new “information superhighway”. Now, there are a few legitimate products out there but let me tell you, I was ripped off so many times I couldn’t even pay attention! (I know that’s a worn out phrase, but I like it.)

Well, that was it. I was determined I would create a website of my very own where I could be brutally honest about any products that are sold on the internet. The “master” of my domain.<Pretty slick, huh? Did I do this to help my fellow man?, ooooohh no…is that what you thought? The reasons are, and let me make this perfectly clear:

1. To thoroughly trash just plain junk and the rip-off scam artists to expose them for what they really are: soul-sucking scum.

2. To be able to hang out all day in the top secret underground Review Jerk laboratory bunker testing products.

• I’ve seen a thousand scams, but a few really great products as well.
• I’m unbiased. I’ll shoot it to you straight. I thoroughly investigate the companies and the products the best that I can so you don’t have to.
• You’ll always have some fun with the Review Jerk.
• Don’t risk your dough on scams. 95% are bogus, listen to me or you might as well just flush your money down the toilet.
• I’ve watched internet ecommerce, internet products and service of all kinds since 1996.

So that’s a brief story about me.  What about you? Drop me a line via my newsletter(sign-up on the homepage).

Keeping it real,

The Review Jerk